Jimmy & Mobile - Funny Pictures

Jimmy & Mobile - Funny Pictures

Jimmy calling Dad...." Helloo Hellllooooo Dadu, can I speak to Mom"

Dad responded...."Jimmy who's mobile you are using now"

Jimmy replied...."Daddddu, Mom gave this mobile to call you"

                                   Where is Mom .....Daddu ????

Dad ......"So Jimmy where is your Mom"

Jimmy...."Sorry Dadu., I do not know and I can not tell, cause Mom 

said so"

Dad...."Is Mom sitting in the family room."

Jimmy.... Nop, she is sitting next to me. "Sorry Dadu., I do not know and I can not tell.

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Social Media Fever By DTN News

Social Media Fever By DTN News

Santa Singh Introducing his family

1) Yeh meri biwi hai...."Google Kaur". Sawal Poocho

toh 10 Jawab deti hai.

2) Yeh mera beta "Facebook Singh". Ghar ki baat

saari colony tak pahoochata hai.

3) Yeh meri beti "Twitter Kaur". Puri colony isko

follow karti hai.

4) AUR MEIN "Orkut Singh". Mujhe koi poochta

hi nahi.

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2nd October Gandhi Jayanti

2nd October Gandhi Jayanti

For 2nd October collecting Gandhi ji's Photos.  Make your contribution such as it is required

Toh Ghar mein jitne bi 50/100/500/1000

keh notes ho, sab bhej do.

WE JUST LOVE BAPU ~ Have a blessed day.

*Courtesy Sonika Jain - Joke for a laugh

South Star Taapsee Surprises Rishi Kapoor By Turning Out To Be Punjabi

South Star Taapsee Surprises Rishi Kapoor By Turning Out To Be Punjabi 

BHGSG News - February 28, 2013: South actress Taapsee, who is making her B-Town debut in David Dhawan's Chashme Baddoor, is actually a Sikhni from New Delhi. Everyone feels she is from Chennai or some other Southern city as she has done Tamil, Telugu and Malayalam films. Her name too makes her sound from the South.

While shooting for the film with co-star Rishi Kapoor, Taapsee was really excited to meet the veteran actor. Says a unit source, "She landed on the sets earlier just to meet him before the cameras rolled. Davidji introduced her to Rishiji and then began talking in Punjabi to her. Rishiji looked puzzled and then Davidji laughed out loud. He told him she was a Sikhni from the South! Rishiji found her name to be unusual to which she replied that it was her aunt who had kept it. From then onwards they hit if well and every on the sets started calling her Sikhni from the South."

Says Taapsee, "As Rishi uncle is a Punjabi, David uncle introduced me as a Sikhni from the South. Whoever David uncle meets he will always introduces me in this manner."

Incidentally, Taapsee worked as a software professional and also pursued a career in modelling before becoming an actress. She made her acting debut in 2010 with a Telugu flick followed by Tamil and Malayalam films.

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Kelly Rowland Appears At BET's Rip The Runway Show In New York (February 27, 2013 )

Kelly Rowland Appears At BET's Rip The Runway Show In New York (February 27, 2013 )

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Anne Hathaway Acceptance Speech - Best Supporting Actress Winner

Anne Hathaway Acceptance Speech - Best Supporting Actress Winner 

BHGSG News - February 26, 2013: At Sunday's 85th annual Academy Awards, Anne Hathaway took home the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her role in "Les Miserables." 

While accepting the award, Hathaway thanked her husband and fellow "Les Mis" cast members, but not before exclaiming, "It came true!" ("It" being her dream of winning; also a play on the song she sings in "Les Miserables," "I Dreamed A Dream.")

Seth MacFarlane's Most Offensive Oscar Jokes, Kim Kardashian Straddles Kanye West in New Magazine Cover

Seth MacFarlane's Most Offensive Oscar Jokes, Kim Kardashian Straddles Kanye West in New Magazine Cover

BHGSG News - February 25, 2013: Seth MacFarlane cracks a few offensive jokes at the Oscar and Kim Kardashian straddles Kanye West on new magazine cover: See Us Weekly's top 5 stories from Monday, Feb. 25 in the roundup!

1. Video: Seth MacFarlane's Most Offensive Oscar Jokes: Watch Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron React

Will Seth MacFarlane be welcome at next year's Academy Awards? Jury's out. The Family Guy and Ted creator, 39, struck the wrong note with many viewers -- and celebrity audience members inside the Dolby Theatre -- with jokes that bordered on sexist, racist and homophobic.

2. Kim Kardashian Straddles Kanye West in Naked, Sex-Filled Magazine Cover

Not for the faint of heart! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tested the boundaries of PDA with a daring photo shoot together for French magazine L'Officiel Hommes -- and boy did things get steamy. The cover shoot, which features the parents-to-be in an explicit, romantic embrace, circulated the web on Monday, Feb. 25, just two days after sources told Us Weekly that they will be expecting a girl this July.

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Definition of Mistress By Funny Pictures BHGSG....NSI News Source Info # 2063

Definition of Mistress By Funny Pictures BHGSG....NSI News Source Info # 2063

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband ......!!

"MISS"for 1 hour

& "STRESS"for the rest 23 hours .......!!

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Santa Banta Jokes By BHGSG ~ Funny Pictures....NSI News Source Info # 2034

Santa Banta Jokes By BHGSG ~ Funny Pictures....NSI News Source Info # 2034

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